I apparently still have one friend left (how did this happen — what did I do wrong), because she came over today and informed me that “you look so much more like Doctor Who [Tennant] since I last saw you. Like, your little face and then… FOOF, hair!”

Thanks, bro, I am really pleasantly surprised by this statement of yours even though I have been going to a stylist with a picture of Tennant for the past two years. MAYBE — MAYBE MY INTENSE DELUSION OF BEING THE DOCTOR HAS MADE ME LOOK MORE LIKE THE DOCTOR.