“I think, my legs… you know, they’re quite in proportion at the top, but I think they could be more powerful and strong at the bottom. So, I think, if you put in an extra few inches of calf muscle, I mean, I would look well good. Especially with a pair of shorts on. Yeah, every time I hit the beach or just was walking down my local road in a speedo, or something — I’d just feel more comfortable about myself. I’d feel more like me.”

I can’t seem to focus on anything useful today (WHAT IS STUDYING, WHAT IS READING) so I’ve… just been watching youtube videos of Robert Sheehan and trying to determine how I, too, can become so flawlessly derpy.