Good evening, my name is Pretentious Douchebag and tonight we will be discussing the profundity of Molière’s satire, the merits of homemade white wines and, if time allows, the following debate: does this buffalo plaid shirt make me look like a bigger cunt than I already am.
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7percentsolution said:
Fabulous. And I have that starburst wineglass! /derp.
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mimiincognito said:
omg are you wearing clothes? o_O I don’t understand. Was there some sort of emergency? Are you simply not wearing pants, becuse that would make sense…Also, the shirt may not make you look like a bigger cunt, but possibly the starburst glass does.
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brocreate said:
the great lengths i go to to gaze upon your visage
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