DISCLAIMER:

I AM A MISANTHROPE AND AN INEBRIATE AND QUITE POSSIBLY MENTALLY ILL, WHICH MEANS A LOT OF WHAT I POST IS STRANGE AND BORING AND I WILL NEVER, EVER TALK TO YOU — UNLESS I’M HAVING A ‘GOOD DAY’ (NOTE: THIS IS RARE) AND I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR IDIOCY. This blog is not

• clever
• interesting
• aesthetically pleasing

It is

• repetitive
• creepy
• self-absorbed

Carry on, little plebeians, carry on.